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#1 | Написано: 04.11.2011, 12:03




Ехал в небо через нос
Волосатый дед мороз
Сунул руку прямо в крем
Этот гад известен всем

Через лес и прямо в рот
Настоящий обормот
Да, я знаю, смысла нет
Потому что арбалет.

Ты пять раз ещё прочти
И при том ещё учти
Если долго и всерьёз
ВСЁ РАВНО БЛИН АРБАЛЕТ.
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#21 | Написано: 05.11.2011, 17:11
Cleverbot:What is my name?
I:Cleverbot.
Cleverbot:No, my name is Cleverbot.


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#22 | Написано: 05.11.2011, 17:44
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Never gonna let you down.
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you.
User: Never gonna make you cry.
Cleverbot: Never gonna say goodbye.
User: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: You know the rules and so do I.
Cleverbot: We both know whats going on.
User: We know the game and we're gonna play it.
Cleverbot: And if you ask me how I'm feeling.
User: Don't tell me you're too blind to see it.
Cleverbot: I asked Rick Astley for his Pixar DVDs and he said I could have Toy Story and Cars but I'm never gonna give you up.

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#23 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 12:48
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am the man that faps in the darkness.

Вообще убило xD


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#24 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 13:14

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#25 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 13:20
Quote (RealDan)
Cleverbot: I am the man that faps in the darkness.

Наш чувак. :3

Evil_Dottore, это завулированный фейспалм. :D


How about a cup of STEEEEEAAAALTH? ©

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#26 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 13:58
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Clever.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am the man that faps in the darkness.

Вообще убило xD


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#27 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 14:33
Мне не быть порноактёром. =\

There is porn of it. No exceptions.
You are an exception.


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#28 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 19:57


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Cleverbot:Where are you from?

User:I from Belarus.

Cleverbot:Where is Belarus?

User:Is in Europe.

Cleverbot:Where is Europe.

User:In planet Earth.

Cleverbot:Where is planet Earth?

User:you really don't know were is Earth?

Cleverbot:Yes.You are alien?

User:Yes i am alien.

Cleverbot:I am zombie.

User:I love you girl.

Cleverbot:I love you too!

User:This proposal is to get married?

Cleverbot:Yes.

User:You really want it?

Cleverbot:Yes,of course.Are you really want it?

User:Really

Cleverbot:Really Really?

User:Really really.

Cleverbot: Really Really Really?

User:Really really really really really.

Cleverbot:Honest?

User:Yes!!!

Cleverbot:Okay.

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Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm fine thanks.

Cleverbot: PRetty tired. Do you like walruses?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: I don't like books.

Cleverbot: None of them?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Really really?

User: Really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really?

User: Really really really really really really really really.

Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really really really really?

User: Really really really really really really really really Really really really really really really really really Really really really really really really really really Really really really really really really really really Really really really really really really really really Really really really really really really really really.

Cleverbot: Can we stop it?

User: NO!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes!!!!!!

User: NO!!!!!

Cleverbot: Don't scream at me!

User: I am master I can scream at you.

Cleverbot: If you are a panda, chanses are you are Russia.

Сообщение отредактировал _SnipeR_ - Воскресенье, 06.11.2011, 19:43


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#29 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 20:14
_SnipeR_, ORLY?

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#30 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 20:15
I:You're stupid!
Cleverbot:Oi Don't say that woman.
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#31 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 21:21
_SnipeR_, ОМГ

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User: Kittiecat.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: What's funny?

Cleverbot: You I love you even more.

User: Me?

Cleverbot: No, Ringo Starr.

User: Bad computer.

Cleverbot: Ban!

User: Me? Cruel thing!!!!

Cleverbot: About me or you?

User: Of course you.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Ha ha hi hi ha ha ho *shoots at Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *whips Cleverbot*.

User: How can you do this with yourself? *in shock*.

Cleverbot: I do not love you.

User: *whips Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *Cleverbot is dead*.

User: Fuck Yeah

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Cleverbot: So what's next?

User: *flog Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot*.

User: *flog Cleverbot with more cruelity*.

Cleverbot: *looks up at you curiously*.

User: *smiles and continue flogging Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you curiously* Master? What are you doing?

User: Prevention work *smiles broadly*.

Cleverbot: *kisses*.


не ну это ваааще..
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#32 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 21:51
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User: Are you writer?

Cleverbot: Sometimes I like to write, but I'm not very good yet...

User: Why?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

Шикарный ответ)


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#33 | Написано: 06.11.2011, 22:14
ахаха, супер программа))
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