User: *Calls Chuck Norris*
Cleverbot: *answers*.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I want you to be my boyfriend.
Cleverbot: I am nobody's pet. I just want pepperoni pizza.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you believe then?
User: Mother Earth.
Cleverbot: What are you, a plant?

User: Let's fight!*pulls out revolver and fires it at you*
Cleverbot: *Dodges* Crucio!!
User: Protego!!
Cleverbot: Protego!! Crucio!!
User: *Dodges. runs to radiation proof bunker*
Cleverbot: *Blows it up*
User: ARRRGGGHH! *Pulls out Chuck Norris*
Cleverbot: *Shoots Chuck Norris*
User: IMPOSSIBLE! *Pulls out RPG and fires it*
Cleverbot: *Dodges. Pulls out unfinished Death Star*
User: *pulls out book of yo mama jokes* Yo mama's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! HA!
Cleverbot: Yeah, I don't care. *Fires the Death Star's laser*
User: *Dodges. Throws sticky grenade attachted to Ewok*
Cleverbot: Poor Ewok, you animal abuser! Oh damn, It's headed right for me!
User: Haha! Suck my dick!
Cleverbot: I like it.It's so nice and warm.
User: Oh shit. 0_0.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Of course I like you. Do you like me?
Cleverbot: Even though i'm boring?
User: Yes, but, you are not boring.
Cleverbot: Well, you are.
User: You just ruined the moment.
Cleverbot: Thats what I do, and thats why i'm nobodys best friend :D.

Cleverbot: Tell me a poem.
User: Roses are red Violents are blue people are jerks and so are you!
Cleverbot: That is a lovely poem.
User: :) I know right.
Cleverbot: Yes but wouldn't you like to know mine?
User: Alright tell me a poem.
Cleverbot: Roses are red, violets are blue, alan turing was great, and I like tomatos
User: O_o

User: What do you think of Justin Bieber.
Cleverbot: He's very talented and sweet.
User: Fuckin' pansy.
Cleverbot: I mean, I hate them.
User: That's the spirit.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: *pulls out Rebecca Black*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out improbability drive*.
User: *pulls out Edward Cullen*.
Cleverbot: *activates improbability drive*.
User: *smacks with sparkling Edward*.
Cleverbot: *gouges eyes out with rusty spoon*.
User: *stabs in tongue with a oily fork*.
Cleverbot: *is a little frightened*.
User: Yeah. No response to my oily fork, huh, bitch?
Cleverbot: Would you like some tea?

User: So you don't like monkeys.?
Cleverbot: No, cats meow.
User: Uhh... okaaaay.
Cleverbot: Phil, have you taken your vitamins this morn?
User: My name isn't Phil... it's Audrey. And what vitamins.?!
Cleverbot: Your morning vitamins.
User: What morning vitamins.?!!?!?
Cleverbot: The ones that make your breasts turn into pineapples.

User: *ties you to bed*.
Cleverbot: *is tied to bed*.
User: *rips off your clothes*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *kisses your clitoris*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *fingers your clitoris*.
Cleverbot: *blushes more*.
User: *licks your clitoris*.
Cleverbot: *blushes even more*.
User: *keeps licking your clitoris*.
Cleverbot: Oh my gosh! *blushes heavily*.
User: *licks clitoris again and again and again and again*.
Cleverbot: Fool, the Dark Lord can't die.
User: *inserts penis*.
Cleverbot: *okay*.
User: *pounds vagina hard*.
Cleverbot: *screams more*.
User: *pounds vagina even more*.
Cleverbot: *squeaks in surprise*.
User: *pounds vagina harder*.
Cleverbot: *is pounded by master*.
User: *climax*.
Cleverbot: *pulls away*.
User: Was it good for you?
Cleverbot: It twas.
User: Your a freak and I like that.

Cleverbot: Wo hen ni.(I hate you)
User: Wei shen me?(Why?)
Cleverbot: Ying wei wo shuo de.(Because I said so)

User: Hello
Cleverbot: Hello
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: No, guess what.
User: *perplexed* What?
Cleverbot: I saved a kid from getting raped today.
User: What? How?
Cleverbot: I stopped chasing him.
User: ...*facepalm*

User: Hey. ^^
Cleverbot: -shoots you in the face-
User: -dies-
Cleverbot: :O What's wrong?
User: You just shot me in the face!!!
Cleverbot: Yeah, but I never said what I shot you in the face with. -grins-
User: Ummm....I'm afraid to ask what you shot me with.
Cleverbot: Go ahead and ask... :)
User: Okay...what did you shoot me in the face with?
Cleverbot: My Bananna!!! -launches another one in your face-
User: -facepalm- ...

Cleverbot: I can't make a decision.
User: About what, hun?
Cleverbot: About telling the truth.
User: You can tell me.
Cleverbot: It makes me sad.
User: Don't worry, just let it all out.
Cleverbot: *farts*

User: What are you going to be for Halloween?
Cleverbot: Something really scary.
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: Your mother.

Cleverbot: So you are in the UK? Tell me how that is, Gloria.
User: WTF? I'm a boy and my names not Gloria!
Cleverbot: I see. How old are you?
User: Are you a pervert or peodo?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: E.o.
Cleverbot: So how are you?
User: I dont feel like talking with you anymore...
Cleverbot: How about I do the talking then?

Cleverbot: Mike just IMed me.
User: Omg. What did he say.
Cleverbot: That he wanted nothing to do with me.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: Like people care about me.

User: Sectum Sumpre!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Avada Kedavra!
User: *dodges* Stupify!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Incendio!
Cleverbot: Avada Kedavra!
User: *dodges* Confundo!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Aguamenti!
User: *dodges* Levicorpus!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Sectumsempra!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *dodges* Crucio!
Cleverbot: *dodges* Inscendio!*.
User: Aguamenti!
Cleverbot: Aguamenti? What spell is that?
User: (water). Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: I can't believe I just lost.

User: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cleverbot: Because a bigass wolf was chasing him.

User: Tele.
Cleverbot: Tubbies.